Most people think that important decisions are made by our government (or by a shadow government of evil corporations / Swiss banking financiers), but in actuality they are often first discussed by the "Council of Babies." This secretive group of elite babies has never been filmed together, until today. Our investigative reporter, who shall remain nameless, was able to procure the following picture:
As you can see, the Council meets under the guise of Gymboree class, but once the door closes, the mood quickly turns serious. Here the babies are considering making the wearing of headbands mandatory; the discussions have apparently reached an impasse, with only half the babies in favor. The Council also voted on which colors would be "in" for the Fall: light blue is "in", yellow is "out."
[For any fellow alumni who should be studying for the Bar instead of reading this: I'm sure you're thinking about whether the Council must follow the Indiana Administrative Orders and Procedures Act. You're thinking "This would seem to be an Executive Session, but I don't know if the F.I.N.S. requirements have been met." STOP. Breath. Let it go. Only one week to go.]
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I've heard Mary refer to a "counsel" before but I had no idea the influence they had!
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