Nothing new, eh?

Well, Mommy dearest may have said there's nothing new to report, but she didn't really explain the whole process for riding the train. There's much more to talk about, if you really want to know...

Step 1: You must purchase a train ticket. The Emerson Express currently accepts either gold stars or gold coins.

Step 2: So you've purchased your ticket; why don't you enjoy a light snack? (complimentary, of course...)

Step 3: Uh-oh. Looks like the train is experiencing some technical difficulties...

Step 4: Choo-Choo! Enjoy the ride!