Origins of the Monkey Child

A recent archeological discovery has provided a clue into the possible source of Emerson's wild monkey hair: a picture of Jeff's mom holding him when he was a newborn.

It would appear that Emmie's father was similarly hairy when he was born, suggesting some sort of inheritance at work.

Reports from the field suggest that the mother may have also been hairy at birth, but photographic evidence remains elusive (and non-digital) for now!